Pomeranian Property Laws.
1. If I like it, its mine
2. If its in my mouth, its mine
3. If I had it a little while ago, its mine
4. If I can take it from you, its mine
5. If it looks like mine, its mine
6. If its mine, it must never be yours
7. If I saw it first, its mine
8. If you have something and put it down, its mine
9. If I chew something up, all the pieces are mine
10. If it used to be yours, get over it!
11. If its broken, its yours
12. If its edible, its ALWAYS mine